"I require a reminder as to why raining arcane destruction is not an appropriate response to all of life's indignities. Vaarsuvius is non-binary, and thus a voice of any gender is welcome so long as they can emulate a posh, academic tone. Vaarsuvius made some powerful decisions during a solo arc that resulted in much alignment confusion and character development. V has a spouse and two children back home, but doesn't tend to discuss their personal life. Deeply dislikes Belkar the feeling is mutual, and the two tend to play near-lethal pranks on one another. Extremely skilled in the arcane arts, and the most powerful member of the Order (as frequently stated in-universe: casters are overpowered). I'm sure I can think of other ways.Īn intelligent and rather condescending elf wizard. However, he is not easily held in one's hand and used to scrub cutlery, so that's one way he is different. He also has bristles - again, like a scrub brush. (Announcing to a crowd) Behold, wretched hive of scum and villainy! The noble Sir François is here! Your days of seedy backroom dealings and poor personal hygiene are at an end, for he is here to wash this corrupt city clean! He is much like a giant scrub in that respect. But we get to decide what sort of story this is and what role we play- hero or comic relief. You only think you know what's supposed to happen. (singing) "♪ Bluff, Bluff, Bluff, Bluff the stupid ogre! ♪" A bright, cheery voice, as well as a decent singing voice. Later this is mitigated after he takes his first level in Dashing Swordsman. I'M BACK IN THE GAME!"Ī fairly dim but highly charismatic bard with an idiosyncratic thought process and only a slight effect in battle. Sure, you fight Evil, but when was the last time you showed a "concern for the dignity of sentient beings"? You're just a mean socially inept bully who hides behind a badge and her holier-than-thou morality as excuses to treat other people like crap." You follow the letter of the alignment description while ignoring its intent. "You're not Good, at least not any definition of Good that I would want to follow. Well, we're semi-trained quasi-professionals, at any rate." A deep confident voice capable of both passion and sarcasm is preferable. Sworn to kill Xykon as part of his father's Blood Oath. Deals with copious amounts of stress daily, often due to somewhat. (Optional) Read the comic ahead of time, you don't HAVE to do this, but I encourage anyone to read ahead and get a feel for the characters on their ownĪ very intelligent human warrior with an ancestral sword and a serious problem with his unsupportive father ("Powerful mage, Devoted husband, Passable father"), Roy is the leader of the Order of the Stick.(Optional) Two or more takes for each line in your audition.Must have a Discord account, paired with your audition.
A willingness to commit if casted as a lead, as stated before this comic spans several hundred pages and is quite dialogue heavy, if you don't think you can be on board for that long, don't audition for major roles.A general promptness on submission of lines, I won't be rushing you, but I would much prefer if you deliver your lines before deadlines I set.Clean, decent audio without excessive background noise.If you wish to preview the story you can find it here: This particular cast will be for the first hundred pages of the comic, with later entries having separate casting calls as we progress and new characters are introduced. The comic itself recently reached 1200 pages as it reaches the finale, and if possible, I wish to dub the first hundred pages or so and move on to the rest afterwards, a monumental task indeed! Hello, All! Welcome to the casting call for The Order of the Stick webcomic! The Order of the Stick is a stick figure comic by Rich Burlew set in a world based on Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 Edition rules (an original world, rather than an established setting) centering on the adventures of the eponymous party.